Church Clap

In this episode we are going to take a look at some of the activities surrounding the Easter holiday, more specifically in the children’s ministry – because who doesn’t like leaving church with an entire tree of palm branches #PalmSunday. Welcome the World of Seriously Shauna! What a time to be alive, amen?! In the midst of the uncertainty of the times, it is a blessing to know we have the solace of the church. That being said (you knew there was a THAT coming), we are going to take the time, during out interim from traditional church service to maybe take a step back and reevaluate, pragmatically, of course, the way we conduct things at our local churches – in the hopes of implementing changes that will likely only benefit Shauna, still…

In this episode we are going to take a look at some of the activities surrounding the Easter holiday, more specifically in the children’s ministry – because who doesn’t like leaving church with an entire tree of palm branches #PalmSunday. We’re also going to take a look at some of the church name choices that actually exist in the world today and nobody has bothered to tell them it’s a terrible idea.

During the actual service (Big Church to Southern Baptists) we are going to evaluate the necessity of the meet and greet portion – specifically addressing the one guy who leaves his row to touch everyone…

Being in the choir is a dream to some, but the bitterness of being rejected as a choir member may perhaps have skewed Shauna’s judgment on her choir assessment, nevertheless, she presses on. From front-line over singers, to kid music being sung by kids, no stone is left unturned.

If you had concerns about women’s ministry, AWANA, of youth pastors, save your questions until the end of the program, as they may be covered in the show content!

As always, everything is in good fun, nothing will change as a result of these musings, but aren’t you glad you’re not the only one who feels this way…

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Quarantine Memoirs

In this bonus episode, Shauna will address all the pressing issue that one would find during a world-wide pandemic – from the comfort of her own hoity-toity home studio, that’s in her garage.There you are, nothing to do, not wanting to wallow in your own fears, but have nowhere to turn. Well, look no further, Seriously Shauna Podcast is here for you with an exciting episode that is sure to please, even you!

In this bonus episode, Shauna will address all the pressing issue that one would find during a world-wide pandemic – from the comfort of her own hoity-toity home studio, that’s in her garage.

Have you been shopping? Have you seen the ravaging that is taking place in our own hometowns? How are people not buying the important things? Soap?? Come on!

Let’s also not forget our beloved celebrities, who have not disappointed this pandemic, with their excess admonitions, from their poor pitiful mansions. Never mind that their assistants are doing all the shopping and footwork – THEY ARE SUFFERING WITH US…

Learn how terrible Shauna’s children are at social-distancing – which clearly displays their lack of home-training. We are going to leave no stone unturned in this in-depth bonus episode that you never asked for.

 

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Bathroom Break

In this episode, Shauna will go where apparently everyone has gone before, and left a terrible mess, apparently.  Bathrooms are a necessary evil, something I plan to ask God about when I’m taken to glory. In this episode, Shauna will go where apparently everyone has gone before, and left a terrible mess, apparently.

Bathrooms are a necessary evil, something I plan to ask God about when I’m taken to glory. But just because you’re used often doesn’t mean you have to be horrendous. Let’s talk about the things that bother us about the bathrooms in our lives.

I will tell you about some of my terrible experiences, both home and abroad. We will share the things we all believe about the dreaded public restroom. WHY ARE PEOPLE GROSS?!

Please note, if you do not heed the advice given in this podcast we will judge you, extensively.

The bright side of our quarantine is that people become obsessed with cleaning, so this will benefit the masses, you’re welcome everyone.

Please be sure and tell me your thoughts. Get that terrible bathroom experience off your chest! Let us know your peeves so we can share them with the rest of the world…

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Train Wreck Television

When the world around us shuts down, how do we cope? Most of us have been relegated to our homes under self-imposed quarantines, which leaves us with much time to fill.

So how are you powering through each day? What do you need to help decompress? What helps you relax? We are all doing the same thing – watch bad television!

To unwind, I personally like to watch two genres of television: Crime Documentaries and Reality television. Yes, watching a story about a mass murderer helps me unwind..don’t judge.

But let’s leave the Unabomber and his colleagues for another episode. Today on Seriously Shauna, we are going to discuss all things TLC. Yes, The Learning Channel is where I like to go to help me feel better about my life.

We will be discussing three of my most favorite train wrecks on television.

We will cover the basics of living and marrying as an American Gypsy, what it looks like to plan a wedding to a virtual stranger in ninety-days or less, and what in the world living with four Sister Wives looks like on a practical level

Buckle up, it’s going to be a bumpy ride…

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The Workout

As our resident non-expert on all thing’s gym related, Shauna tells you just what in the world she thinks about the modern-day workout! Did you make New Year’s resolutions? Did any of them involve heading to the gym to workout? How’s that working out for you? (pun intended). In the fourth installment of the Seriously Shauna Podcast, Shauna is in rare form!

As our resident non-expert on all thing’s gym related, Shauna tells you just what in the world she thinks about the modern-day workout!

Her leggings are working overtime and It’s about time she did something about it. We will take a deep dive into her first time back at the gym after a five-month hiatus. But things aren’t always as they seem, and the gym isn’t what it used to be! Muscles were pulled, feelings were hurt, and egos were damaged beyond repair.

Shauna also takes a look at the male equivalent to the woman’s leggin – the Untuckit shirt. It’s a smoke in mirrors look for men that isn’t fooling anyone.

Want to know what new diet trends are available to you? She will discuss how not to diet. And how to navigate your way through the endless options in fad diets that you may not know existed! Don’t be fooled, her opinions are your best guide to a new you.

 

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ALSO on the YouTube channel, there will be a brand-new vlog series on The Armor of God! Visit the above YouTube link for more details.

 

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The Surgery

 Listen, surgery isn’t so much about the procedure, but about all the funny things you see and hear while waiting on someone who’s IN surgery. Major surgery is no laughing matter – unless it’s on Seriously Shauna! Listen, surgery isn’t so much about the procedure, but about all the funny things you see and hear while waiting on someone who’s IN surgery. From the lady who forgot who her husband was to the hysterical elderly man with no filter in the next stall over, Shauna tells the hilarious stories of them all. Not only will we hear all about the joys of driving your spouse to the hospital in the early hours of the morning, we get to experience that time Shauna was a giant moron – who hasn’t had one of those?? You won’t want to miss this twist at the end! Finding the funny in a surgery isn’t as hard as it sounds. Keep tuning in to hear more of what you love about the truth of real things!

 

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The Vegan Diaries – A Heroic Tale of Courage

Join Shauna as she tackles a topic many dare not. Veganism. Yes, some have tried, few have succeeded. Shauna pours out her heart and reveals the truth about her condition. She will give you the inside scoop on what it means to be a vegan in 2020. Shauna will give you semi-real advice as she navigates through the negativity of those who choose the carnivores lifestyle. Listen as Shauna recounts her heroing ordeal of eating at a vegan restaurant. You will not leave this podcast disappointed! From the wait-staff to the ill-named food, Shauna gives you the information you’ll likely never need to make informed choices at the vegetable level. Next, Shauna tackles the awkwardness of juicing – riveting!

Finally, Shauna shares the story of the time she went from a boring mom-bob to a full-on vegan faux hawk. She’ll give you the step by step guide on how to be middle-aged and still be cool – not cool to anyone else, but still. So do not miss a minute of the hilarity that will ensue…

 

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Meet the Host of Seriously Shauna

Meet the Host of Seriously Shauna PodcastWelcome to the world of Seriously Shauna! In this inaugural episode we meet the host of the show, Shauna Lopez (the shows name and hers are no coincidence!).

During our time together this week, we get to know Shauna and her family and learn the importance of a good education. More importantly, we learn how she navigates the rigors of Kindergarten, while prematurely celebrating her eldest teenagers High School graduation.

Think you know the importance of such things? You won’t want to miss the nuggets of mediocre wisdom given within this episode…

We also see a glimpse into the blessings of being married to an electronic man for more than twenty years.  From surviving a wedding in Mexico, to keeping a running tab on her husbands television purchases.

This episode contains pivotal information that lays the groundwork for all shenanigans to come, so don’t miss a minute!

 

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Is your husband addicted to buying televisions? Or does he have a different prized possession? Are YOU a husband how buys an inordinate amount of electronic devices? Tell Shauna your story! Email us at: shauna@seriouslyshauna.com

 

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